My version of the Christmas is coming rhyme :)
Christmas is over, and I've gotten fat
my clothes don't fit me, not even my hat
I've ran out of money, not even a penny or two
a diet of water and fruit now, will just have to do !
and of course the original -
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat;
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do,
If you haven't got a ha'penny then God bless you!